Kate Hudson Is So Not Pregnant
Kate Hudson put those pregnancy rumors to rest in a big way, hanging out poolside in Miami today. Her teeny bikini shows off her totally flat tummy (among other things), so clearly Ryder isn't getting a sibling anytime soon. He and Kate are pretty adorable splashing in the water and puckering up, but we're more curious to see who else has been keeping her lips busy while she's relaxing in Florida. The majority of you thought Kate was pregnant so based on these new images, have you changed your mind?
Eva Longoria Is Back to the Housewife Life
Eva Longoria isn't expecting any children of her own just yet, but she got to play with some cute kids over the weekend, accepting a donation from AT&T for PADRES Contra El Cancer. Eva accepted the donation as the spokesperson last year also which only goes to show that she still makes time to give back. However, now that the writers' strike has ended, fun in the sun time with Tony is over for Eva as she's back to work on Desperate Housewives. Luckily, apparently the cast got right back into the swing of things. Eva said, "We're back and it's like we never left. We were such a well-oiled machine before we broke so stop was jolting." Hopefully this means the show will include plenty of scandals for the fans that have been missing Wisteria Lane.
Drew Barrymore wears bikini for Justin Long
Drew Barrymore and Justin Long had a romantic getaway to Mexico this weekend. These two look like a sweet couple. You know, the kind that has sex then quickly runs to separate showers for a good wash and cry. You can't put a price on a love like that. But, unfortunately, you can put a price on a Mac. Seriously, Justin, $1500 and this thing doesn't mix drinks? I'll stick to my custom PC with a blender duct-taped to it, thank you very much. Now who wants an ink-toner mojito? *sips* Mmm, poisony.
Scarlett Johannson will date you for charity (Pity sex not included)
Scarlett Johannson could be yours for an entire evening. Provided you have a buttload of cash and win a charity auction on eBay. Scarlett goes up for bidding on Sunday, so start digging in those couch cushions. You'll get a chance to help the needy and possibly see some ScarJo cleavage. It reminds me of that passage in the Bible about caring for others: "And so Jesus said to Thomas, 'Dude, I totally need to touch that chick at the well's cones. Go get me a blind dude to heal. STAT. For real, that move is guaranteed to get me to No-Pants-rusalem.' And Thomas did as the Lord commandeth thus securing his heavenly position of righteous wing-man." 2 Superficialonians 5:19 (KJV)
Britney Spears' pregnancy rumors continue
The Britney Spears' pregnancy rumors continue. Earlier in the week it was Star, now it's Life & Style. No doubt the two have formed an alliance to grip the country in fear. An eyewitness for Life & Style claims Britney looks "totally pregnant." (Direct quote. I shit you not.) However, if Britney isn't pregnant it's not for lack of trying with Adnan Ghalib:
"Britney's still having sex with him," an insider tells Life & Style. And Jamie, who has moved in with Britney to oversee her recovery, "can't stand it," says the insider. "He hates when Adnan comes over and the two of them disappear for a few hours. He knows they're having sex. But Adnan makes Britney happy."
Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn named heir
Reuters - A judge on Tuesday ruled that the baby daughter of deceased model Anna Nicole Smith is the sole heir to her estate, meaning 18-month-old Dannielynn could inherit a multimillion-dollar fortune.
Jessica Simpson Has a Type: Fun and Fearless (Shoppers)
Tony Romo and John Mayer were both spotted out shopping separately in NYC yesterday before their big Cosmo event and after the celebration most of the men headed off to grab some dinner together. Aww to that (and also, side note: awww to Tony's Tiffany's bag there...lucky Jess?). John picked up some less-romantic gifts at Louis Vuitton and Burberry to keep looking so sharp. While we noted that Jess must love Fun, Fearless men since John, Dane and Tony were all chosen for the honor, Tony wasn't afraid to crack a joke about it. He said, "If you date Jessica Simpson, I guess you're fun and fearless." He also tackled those engagement stories, saying, "I mean, it's just rumors. That's what people say." While Tony seems to have a great sense of humor about everything, Jess avoided any awkwardness by staying home from the event. I don't think we'll be hearing wedding bells just yet, but Tony and Jess are definitely growing on me, you?
Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy
If any of you had the fortune of seeing Susan Sarandon and Ralph Fiennes in HBO's latest TV movie Bernard and Doris, you may remember the tobacco heiress's inexplicable desire to adopt a hare krishna healer. And now, following in the aristocratic footsteps of her idolized lady-who-lunch predecessors, Paris Hilton has decided to add a Buddhist monk "guru" to her ever-changing collection of confusing, flamboyant accessories. The gray-bearded, orange-robed monk has now replaced her standard arm candy of dogs, D-list actors and purses emblazoned with her own visage on them. But is Paris genuinely interested in learning the ways of the Dalai Lama, or is she eerily mirroring Duke's descent into madness?
Kate Hudson On Katherine Heigl: 'Who Is She?'
With two superstar parents and a lifetime spent travelling in Hollywood circles, you'd think Kate Hudson would be pretty up on her brethren in the acting community (especially those actresses gracing the cover of just about every other glossy on the newsstand). But apparently the name Katherine Heigl doesn't ring a bell with the former Mrs. Robinson. In an interview with UK Elle, the no-longer-single blondie allegedly feigned ignorance when Heigl's name was brought up, asking:
Does Nicole Kidman Have The Meanest Publicist In Hollywood?
Publicists tend to be one of two things: boring, lips-sealed mouthpieces armed with "no comment" at every twist and turn or loud-mouthed toughies whose sole duty on this planet is to defend their Amazonian clients. Nicole Kidman, for better or worse, is repped by the latter: one Catherine Olim, who sent out a nasty rebuttal regarding NY Post columnist Cindy Adams' claims that knocked up Nic threw a few back at the Oscars. And despite our affection for long-time gossip Adams and her kookily nonsensical musings, we're officially on Team Olim after hearing this statement:
"I cannot remember that last time that Cindy Adams got anything right. She's an idiot, and you can quote me."
